“I love how I come upstairs and just see legs and a pink box.”
“it’s just another hole”
“her sphincter muscles aren’t as tight as they use to be”
“I did drugs, got tattoos, and stole a car”
“I peed around corner lets dance where u”
“I face planted into the toilet last night”
“I’m getting stared at so bad because I’m by myself wearing runway”
“Pop goes the weasel, bro”
“I’m gonna watch this video so hard right now”
“I guess Ill wash my dishes and put away my sex swing”
“So now that you’ve been in jail I can put it in your butt right?”